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В ходе одной из дискуссий на Умаксфоруме, rastaman дал неплохой совет топикстартеру (который, как я понял, хотел инвестировать 1,500 долларов в дорвеестроительство):
7 советов по заработку
1. покупаешь на свои 1,5к корову,
2. валишь ее по-тихому в ванной,
3. разделываешь,
4. шкуру сдаешь в пункт приема шкур КРС,
5. из печени делаешь пирожки, и продаешь их возле метро,
6. из кишок и мяса коптишь колбасу и реализуешь на рынке,
7. в голове коровы просверливаешь дырочку и в нее энергично тыкаешь своей пиписькой, а нам мозги е**ть не надо, нам их поисковики и без тебя хорошо е**т
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Декабрь 17th, 2005; 19:19
да забавно
особенно про дырку…
Декабрь 17th, 2005; 20:54
В дырке вся соль и есть… растаман молодец, конечно
Декабрь 17th, 2005; 21:55
“валишь ее по-тихому в ванной”? Сама формулировка - гениальна
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